My dad has been obsessed with Pete Wentz ever since he heard him say “We need to stop teaching kids to wait for things to get better and start teaching them to act and change things in order to better their situations, because it is unhealthy to completely rely on others for happiness. So kids, just remember that only you can make you happy.” at a concert.
her suit tho omg
I love wedding photos of strangers. I don’t even know you but I’m so happy that you’re happy and you look so lovely and it’s so wonderful and affirming somehow. I don’t know. Wedding photos make me happy.
GUYS I WAS HALF ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER AT 2AM LAST NIGHT AND I THOUGHT OF THIS AMAZING JOKE ARE YO U READY
Why do bagels have hollow centers?
because they’re part of a hOLESOME BREAKFAST OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|Me:||did you know that it is a sin to where that shirt and you could go to hell?|
|Me:||I mean it has mixed fabrics.|
|Me:||According to the bible, that's a sin.|
|Mom:||show me where it says that|
|"'Keep my decrees.|
|“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.|
|“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.|
|“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.|
|Mom:||well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell|
|Me:||so why are people doing that with homosexuality|