meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via thetomska)

thetomska:

xfawnx:

coop-cake:

Dream goals

<33333

Fuck “ageing gracefully”.

(Source: stains)

talkativeprovocative:

justabarrelofmonkeys:

cas-wants-the-dean:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

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the first mom joke

Can I just use VILLAIN I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER as my #1 insult forever

WHAT THE SHIT

HOW HAVE I NOT READ THIS

(Source: swimtwobirds, via everythingandnothingissomething)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via notquitemilk)

honchcrow:

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

how does your school hold a hunger games

honchcrow:

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

how does your school hold a hunger games

(Source: grilledcheesing, via notquitemilk)

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via charliethemad)

saisonciel:

Lois Moran by Edward Steichen, 1928

saisonciel:

Lois Moran by Edward Steichen, 1928

(Source: artic.edu, via peterjoback)